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Did not think you will find jokes on a school website? Well, you can! This part of the CJA website ,made by the awesome Yosi Zuskin will tell you some good jokes and riddles. I will not update it that often because I decided that once I got all my main website pages and more, I will quit. I have some other stuff to do and no, it is not my <b>AWESOME paper GUNS</b> that could be found in this website's album in "My Album" page, but something that I would like to keep a secret. </p> <h1>Jokes </h1> <p>A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."<br> The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a giant group of KKK Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em torturing this chick. Infuriated, I get out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the KKK Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me.<br> So, I rip the leader's chain off his face and smash him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yell to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, impressed, says "Really? When did this happen?"<br>"Oh, about two minutes ago." </p> <h1> </h1> <p>One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.<br> The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"<br> The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING, YOU MORON!!!" </p> <h1> </h1> <p>An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway.<br> The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them. <br> The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.<br> The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window for the same reason :) </p> <h1> </h1> <p>A daddy vampire told his three sons that the will rule Hell for 10,000 if they bring him the most blood.<br> The first son comes back after 30 seconds and tells his dad I sucked the blood of all those sheep!<br> The second son comes back after 20 seconds and says he sucked up all the blood from the people in the hotel.<br> The third son returns after 10 seconds with a huge broose on his head...<br> "How did you return so quickly?" Asked the father vampire.<br> "You see that tree over there?" Answered the third son.<br> "Yes" said the father vampire.<br> "I did not..."</p> <h1> </h1> <p>A person comes to a joke shop and asks the storekeeper if the Anti-Mice Powder is poisonious or something and the storekeeper said that it is just Afikoman Matza and that the mice know you are not allowed to eat anything after the Afikoman.<br>The buyer says that he knows but how do the mice know? And the shopkeeper said the mice ate his Hagada, he bets they know...</p> <h1>Riddles </h1> Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >Superman </SELECT> <h1> </h1> Who is Soulja Boy's girlfriend?<br><br> <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >Soulja Girl :) </SELECT> <h1> </h1> What kind of potatoe chips does a pilot like?<br><br> <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >Plain (Plane :) </SELECT> <h1> </h1> How many letters are in The Alphabet<br><br> <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >11 </SELECT> <h1> </h1> Which one is the odd one? Grape, blueberry, bananna, redberry<br><br> <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >Bannana </SELECT> <h1> </h1> I usually come in two, when I am hollow I cannot move. WHo am I?<br><br> <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >A Glove </SELECT> <h1> </h1> I am black and I have 3 legs. Who am I? <br><br> <FORM> <SELECT> <OPTION VALUE="">Answer... <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >A normal black hugging a one legged man <OPTION VALUE="about:blank" >A winged piano </SELECT> </div> <div class="floatelft"> <h2>&#9733;&#9733;Newest Page and Updates&#9733;&#9733; </h2> <p>Site album updated and a Jokes and Riddles page was create.</p> <h2>You Like It? </h2> <p>If you like or <3LOVE<3 the website please use send me an E-Mail to ZuskinY@cja.ab.ca and give me some feedback. I cannot wait until I head from you "me amigo!" </p> </p> </div> </div> <div class="lowercontent"> <div class="lowerboxl"> <h3>Sites of my Friends </h3> <p class="main2" target=_blank> <a href="http://www.cja.ab.ca/Students_Sites/corywebsite" class="main2" target=_blank>Corey Adler's Website </a> </p> </div> <div class="lowerboxl"> <h3>My Favourite Movies </h3> <p class="main2" target=_blank> <a href="http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/jumanji" class="main2" target=_blank>Jumanji </a> <a href="http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/fantastic_four" class="main2" target=_blank>Fantastic Four </a> <a href="http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/I_am_legend" class="main2" target=_blank>I Am Legend </a> <a href="http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks" class="main2" target=_blank>Alvin and the Chipmunks </a> <a href="http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/bill_and_ted" class="main2" target=_blank>Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure </a> </p> </div> <div class="lowercontent"> </div> </div> <div class="footer"> <p>Site Design By <a href="http://www.freecss.info" class="free">FreeCss.info</a> | &copy Yosi Zuskin, <a href="http://www.cja.ab.ca" class="free">CJA</a></p> </div> </body> </html>